[News] Sarah Palin Visits Wounded Soldiers at Military Hospital
Soldier says to Sarah Palin, "It's nice to meet you. Listen, I have a buddy that was shot in the neck and can't move his arms. All the nurses at this hospital are men and refuse to do anything about his frequent erections. I wonder if you would be kind enough to help relieve his suffering."
Sarah replies, "What room is he in?"
[Ten minutes later]
Sarah says, "Hello, I'm Sarah Palin. I heard about your embarrassing condition and here to take care of it. What would you like me to do first?"
Soldier replies, "You must be in the wrong room because I'm just donating blood. Anyway, how about sucking my cock for a while then sit on my lap and let me fuck you."
Sarah says, "Okay. Whatever it takes to support our troops."
Soldier says to Sarah Palin, "It's nice to meet you. Listen, I have a buddy that was shot in the neck and can't move his arms. All the nurses at this hospital are men and refuse to do anything about his frequent erections. I wonder if you would be kind enough to help relieve his suffering."
Sarah replies, "What room is he in?"
[Ten minutes later]
Sarah says, "Hello, I'm Sarah Palin. I heard about your embarrassing condition and here to take care of it. What would you like me to do first?"
Soldier replies, "You must be in the wrong room because I'm just donating blood. Anyway, how about sucking my cock for a while then sit on my lap and let me fuck you."
Sarah says, "Okay. Whatever it takes to support our troops."