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Wow, this porker has a vegetarian asshole! Bananas already, cucumbers today, what's next?

OMG!! Earthquake alert! I'm sure they could feel that shaking 5 blocks away! Amazing wiggly jiggly blubber, love it!

Now that is one heck of a pizza! Ham, with extra ham and more ham on the side!!! Amazing stuff, so which of the other piggies wants to stick their snout in that mess and clean it all up?

That calculates out to $220.49 starting value which is not the lowest of the pigs! Not sure if you read all the rules yet, but basically the more likes you get the more your value will increase. You get 1 additional percentage point per like on your photo posts. So the more you post the faster...

Never too late, great to see you back and jumping trotters first into the pigpen! You do need to let weight and let us know your statistics so your starting value can be set.

Ah such a classic, the oiled up pig tits. A real masterpiece must be one of the early Dutch masters I think?

Ah yes the rare and elusive fire beaver! Lets hope we can lure one into our traps to examine more closely!

Lately we seem to be seeing a lot more of the elusive hairy beaver around these parts, and personally I'm excited. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the fact that we're seeing the bald snatch a lot but they've become so common around here it's been fantastic to see the big hairy beaver in action...

These look like very flat and saggy udders, a little hard to tell given the limited view in these photos. We really need to see MORE!!

Superb!!! Two more down, that's 8 so far! Can't wait to see the next few as the letters get harder to find things for.

I have to agree @dutchjustme, the barnyard is getting very active and filling up with a lot of wonderful livestock both here and in the pigpen. Perhaps some sort of weekly challenge or display could work out well.

Sally has a hands free dildo...

This is a good point, my original thought was that this will more than likely be a very occasional and sparsely used service. I think it's worth running up the flagpole to see if it flaps around.

Haha, this is to be expected from livestock. Some hard discipline from time to time to keep you in on task.

This is exactly right, and for now I will do the vetting myself. I will only be accepting those I know well and to combat the "bad dom" problem my preference will be for subs to take on the role.

Evidently not, you already have the arm and leg accessories and even the tail!!! You're most welcome to join in the fun, the more the merrier!

So goes the old adage. However to be kinky art it must be framed, so says me. And this is what this thread is all about, framing something special (or terrible) to make some Kink Talk art. So this is the format, to be included here your kinky "thing" MUST be framed. Use a real frame, cut...

Ah Dave, you are a funny guy! Whip what vibrator, lol...

So you can insert this thing ok? And if you do will it stay in place if you put your legs together? If so then you can try different settings and see how long you can keep it inserted for. Try to time yourself with your phone or something. Is it enough to make you cum, if you cum do you get...