Losstride

Verified Anomaly
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Sep 6, 2019
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Verbal foreplay and speech during playtime is important for many people. Sometimes, you and your partner(s) know just what to say; other times... not so much.

Let's catalogue some of the silliest or most "out there" pillowtalk we've heard! No naming and shaming, though, since this is meant to be light-hearted. What have you said or heard in the heat of the moment?

From guys:

"Hooka-pooka!"

"*Very badly imitated dolphin noises*"

From gals:

"Cocksauge please."

"You bite, I'll bark."

"Dick me up, {name}."

From everyone else:

"Make me see the future!"
 

Rlee

Kinky Newbie
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Apr 24, 2019
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How is "dick me up" a bad one? Haha

Anyway, this reminds me of one my friend's told me happened on his first time. After the act the girl asked for help with her bra, and when he didn't know what to do, she asked... "Wait, are you a virgin?", to which he replied "What? No, we just had sex!"
 

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