Do you pick up hitchhikers?

[Earnest]

Normally I don't, but if they looked like this pretty gal, then I would.

Not only would I pick her up, I'd buy her lunch.

The girl says, "Thanks Earnest for the burger and fries. If there is anything that I can do to repay you, then just ask."

I reply, "How about flashing a boobie at me?"

OMG, let's see both them puppies!

Thank God I had my camera with me.

That's damn great jerk off material there!

Wouldn't you say that Vern?

 

[Earnest]

Here is another pretty girl that I would definitely give a ride to.

What happened to all her clothes?

She must want a ride really bad.

Poor girl.

I bet she works at that Nuclear Power Plant in the background.

They have to be to work on time there, or they get fired.

 

[Memories for Life]

Just because there is a cooling tower, it doesn't mean that is a nuclear plant. Cooling towers are used at several different types of energy plants.

Besides, I seriously doubt there is a plant manager on this planet that would care if she shows up late. Unless the manager has a different "preference", I believe she is wearing her "work" uniform!

 

[Raidderz]

I would give her my car and emty my wallet to her ___)

 

[Earnest]

It appears that nobody picked up this poor girl and she has to walk.

What a shame.

Looks like a nice day though.

 

[Earnest]

Hey little lady, do you need a ride?

"Thanks for picking me up..."

Little lady, the pleasure is all mine...

Honey, what is your destination?

"I work at the strip club about two blocks away."

Would you like me to pick you up later when you get done?

"Sure, that would be great."

[Someone please pinch me. I'm dreaming again]

 

[Earnest]

Hey little lady, do you need a ride?

"No, but thanks for asking. I was at the nude beach across the street and just went back to the car to get my cigarettes."

 

[Earnest]

Hey little lady, do you need a ride?

"Thanks for stopping and picking me up!"

Where you headed? Maybe I can take you there...

"I'm going to my psychiatrist's office for an appointment."

I don't want to pry into your personal life, but what is your major malfunction?

"I'm a nymphomaniac and love to have sex with strangers."

Oh really? Maybe I can help you with that. I just happen to have a two year degree from the Community College and would like to treat you for free.

"That sounds like a great offer and I am going to take you up on that!"

 

[Earnest]

"Thanks mister for picking me up."

Little lady, the pleasure is all mine. If you don't mind me saying, you are a very pretty girl and the length of your hair makes you look very sexy."

"I don't mind at all. I have been growing my hair for years, but it's getting too long and I'm thinking about getting it cut to about shoulder length."

I was talking about your other hair.

"Oh, you meant the hair between my legs. That hair I trim once a week. I used to shave, but didn't like the rough stubble a few days later. Now it's always nice and soft. Would you like to feel it?"