'get out you miserable two-timing piece of shit!i never want to see your Fucking face ever again!'-Cardiff,2001-Francine 'Frankie' Evans,19, slim,dark haired,green eyed,has just caught her boyfriend-Ralph,in bed with her best mate.poor Frankie has never had much success with men! so she decides to give them up entirely and get a cat instead!Frankie and her lovely new Kitten-Robbie[named after Robbie Williams]soon got on like a house on fire!but lovely though little Robbie was,he was not a man!one day though,Claire is naked and ready to shower-but first she must feed Robbie-she sits on her bed and tears opens a packet of some cat food- but she spills some!its lands right on her vagina!Robbie springs up and starts licking it!and so it started!Frankie would let Robbie lick Cat food out of her!it gave her the most amazing orgasms!Frankie managed to keep her sordid secret from all her friends and family.2006
oor little Robbie was run over by a car-the now 24 year old Frankie decided to give men a go once more-she meets Steve-a 30 year old divorcee who had moved to Cardiff from Chichester-their sex life was absolutely fantastic!and Steve was a real gentleman to her!but one day,while performing Cunnilingus,Frankie says 'meow!meow!meow!-the confused Steve stops 'eh!?' is all he can say 'don't stop!do it again Robbie!''my Name is Steve!you told me there was no one else!you lying bitch!i have been totally honest with you about my past relationships!i thought you were different!but you are just another stupid welsh tart!'-Steve got dressed and left her life forever!Frankie was devastated!but how could she explain!if she told him the truth he would be absolutely repulsed!Francine sought Pychiatric help to cure her condition-it was 'Bestiary'- so illegal!Francine had the strangest dreams!in one she was in a dark wood-naked!surrounded by part-human part cat creatures-they slash at her body with their claws-drawing blood-when she is completely covered in their clawmarks they all pounced on her-their rough tongues lick her wounds-finally a part man,part ginger tom fucks her!as cats have spines on their penises it was very painful!in another dream she is the same wood and tied naked to a tree-the cats all surround her-grabbing their tails they then lashed her with them!Frankie found a helpful website-she was able to make contact with people who had the same 'urges' as her-she met a lovely Bi-sexual girl-Carol-a stunning black girl-the two act out all her 'cat fantasies'-Frankie would dress as a little kitty with 'ears' on her head and have little painted whiskers and eat out of a cat bowl!she would rub herself-naked,against Carols legs and she would even shit in a cat litter tray! she would also lick Cat food out of Carol's cunt,and she was also given little cat 'claws' by Carol- there were tiny little needles in them means she could scratch Carol's gorgeous dark skin!Carol loved to have those little claws paw her back till the surrounding white sheets were covered in her blood!this highely enjoyable role-play relationship lasted for 3 months-till Francine came home from work one day to discover Carol being whipped by a man!it seems she cant trust women either!Frankie attempted suicide not long after-in the hospital she was treated by a handsome doctor-she got to know him-visiting his lovely house-the doctor lived alone-with his faithful friend-an alsatian called Fritz.Frankie would shower at the doctors house-Fritz would often paw on the door and start barking!so the bathroom door was never left locked,one day,Frankie was drying herself with the towel-Fritz grabbed it with his teeth and ran into the garden with it-the naked Frankie giving chase!but the doctor,unknown to her-had visitors that day!his mum and dad!Fritz then turned increasingly aggresive towards Frankie!which was strange-he was lovely around children!and her sex life with the handsome doctor was constantly ruined!Fritz would paw at the door and not stop barking! he also tried to bite her!the doctor was forced to muzzle him-the usually gentle Fritz found this so terrible he stopped eating and died!Frankie comforted her doctor 'i know!we will get you a sweet little Shih Tzu!'-the couple went to an abandoned dogs home and got one-but it kept biting Frankie!Frankie and the doctor split up-she returned to her flat in Cardiff.everytime Frankie went shopping she had dogs bark at her and try to attack her!she couldn't make it out!'perhaps i was a cat in a former life!' she said to herself halfheartedly-this got her reading about re-incarnation- Frankie met a local woman specialising in 'regressive hypnotism' to see if she was indeed a cat in a former life-turns out she was not!Frankie finally plucked up courage to talk about her weird urges to her best friend Fiona Wynn-'it must be your Aura!'-it seems all living creatures possess an 'Aura'-an invisible energy field that surrounds the body-but with a special camera this aura can be photographed-it turns out Frankie's aura is not normal!'that is not a human Aura!it belongs to an animal of some kind!'Fiona flicked through her book and found one that matches-it belonged to a cat!''O.M.G!'Fiona says 'your Aura has been corrupted!I guess it all started when little Robbie licked you out-some of his Aura must have got inside you!'Frankie was horrified!'that explains why all dogs hate you!they think your a cat!dogs are extremely sensitive you know!they can detect ghosts!''what can be done?'Frankie says 'your Aura has to be thoroughly cleansed!it wont be pleasant i'm afraid!you must fast ,be regularly beaten and wear no clothes for at last 3 months!'.and so Frankie was taken to a remote new age community in the wilds of wales-she was forced to give up meat-she now had a ravenous hunger to eat meat!she was chained up-she became increasingly violent!she stopped talking and only hissed and meowed!the community members thrashed her buttocks with canes!chanting 'begone Bast!'[Bast was the Egyptian cat-headed goddess]Frankie died after 5 months after she was severely whipped when it seems the canings were not having any effect on her-all the community members were arrested and charged with kidnap, false imprisonment,torture and murder.Frankie's parents were devastated!they had her cremated-her ashes were taken to the local park and then placed inside her favourite tree-she loved climbing up it as a girl!on the first anniversary of Francine's death a series of weird and horrible things started happening in that park-Dogs refused to go into it!those dragged into it by their masters would die of heart attacks!one old vagrant-lying with his head against Francine's tree-was found the next day-his eyes and tongue torn out!it was thought to be the work of an escaped lunatic-but an autopsy found animal saliva in the wounds-it was cat saliva!the park was closed-no one was allowed in-very soon though,the entire park was overun with feral cats!the pest control people had to be brought in-but cats kept heading for it!in 2010 it was decided to cut the tree in the park down-all of Frankie's ashes were still inside it!'the tree was cut up and no more cats came to the park-things returned to normal and the park was reopened once more,the strange events becoming a mere 'urban legend' story.nobody noticed the strange inscription written on the bark of the tree-it was written in coptic-the ancient lanquage of the Egyptians-it said 'daughter of Bast,may your soul find everlasting peace'SECRETSPANKER
oor little Robbie was run over by a car-the now 24 year old Frankie decided to give men a go once more-she meets Steve-a 30 year old divorcee who had moved to Cardiff from Chichester-their sex life was absolutely fantastic!and Steve was a real gentleman to her!but one day,while performing Cunnilingus,Frankie says 'meow!meow!meow!-the confused Steve stops 'eh!?' is all he can say 'don't stop!do it again Robbie!''my Name is Steve!you told me there was no one else!you lying bitch!i have been totally honest with you about my past relationships!i thought you were different!but you are just another stupid welsh tart!'-Steve got dressed and left her life forever!Frankie was devastated!but how could she explain!if she told him the truth he would be absolutely repulsed!Francine sought Pychiatric help to cure her condition-it was 'Bestiary'- so illegal!Francine had the strangest dreams!in one she was in a dark wood-naked!surrounded by part-human part cat creatures-they slash at her body with their claws-drawing blood-when she is completely covered in their clawmarks they all pounced on her-their rough tongues lick her wounds-finally a part man,part ginger tom fucks her!as cats have spines on their penises it was very painful!in another dream she is the same wood and tied naked to a tree-the cats all surround her-grabbing their tails they then lashed her with them!Frankie found a helpful website-she was able to make contact with people who had the same 'urges' as her-she met a lovely Bi-sexual girl-Carol-a stunning black girl-the two act out all her 'cat fantasies'-Frankie would dress as a little kitty with 'ears' on her head and have little painted whiskers and eat out of a cat bowl!she would rub herself-naked,against Carols legs and she would even shit in a cat litter tray! she would also lick Cat food out of Carol's cunt,and she was also given little cat 'claws' by Carol- there were tiny little needles in them means she could scratch Carol's gorgeous dark skin!Carol loved to have those little claws paw her back till the surrounding white sheets were covered in her blood!this highely enjoyable role-play relationship lasted for 3 months-till Francine came home from work one day to discover Carol being whipped by a man!it seems she cant trust women either!Frankie attempted suicide not long after-in the hospital she was treated by a handsome doctor-she got to know him-visiting his lovely house-the doctor lived alone-with his faithful friend-an alsatian called Fritz.Frankie would shower at the doctors house-Fritz would often paw on the door and start barking!so the bathroom door was never left locked,one day,Frankie was drying herself with the towel-Fritz grabbed it with his teeth and ran into the garden with it-the naked Frankie giving chase!but the doctor,unknown to her-had visitors that day!his mum and dad!Fritz then turned increasingly aggresive towards Frankie!which was strange-he was lovely around children!and her sex life with the handsome doctor was constantly ruined!Fritz would paw at the door and not stop barking! he also tried to bite her!the doctor was forced to muzzle him-the usually gentle Fritz found this so terrible he stopped eating and died!Frankie comforted her doctor 'i know!we will get you a sweet little Shih Tzu!'-the couple went to an abandoned dogs home and got one-but it kept biting Frankie!Frankie and the doctor split up-she returned to her flat in Cardiff.everytime Frankie went shopping she had dogs bark at her and try to attack her!she couldn't make it out!'perhaps i was a cat in a former life!' she said to herself halfheartedly-this got her reading about re-incarnation- Frankie met a local woman specialising in 'regressive hypnotism' to see if she was indeed a cat in a former life-turns out she was not!Frankie finally plucked up courage to talk about her weird urges to her best friend Fiona Wynn-'it must be your Aura!'-it seems all living creatures possess an 'Aura'-an invisible energy field that surrounds the body-but with a special camera this aura can be photographed-it turns out Frankie's aura is not normal!'that is not a human Aura!it belongs to an animal of some kind!'Fiona flicked through her book and found one that matches-it belonged to a cat!''O.M.G!'Fiona says 'your Aura has been corrupted!I guess it all started when little Robbie licked you out-some of his Aura must have got inside you!'Frankie was horrified!'that explains why all dogs hate you!they think your a cat!dogs are extremely sensitive you know!they can detect ghosts!''what can be done?'Frankie says 'your Aura has to be thoroughly cleansed!it wont be pleasant i'm afraid!you must fast ,be regularly beaten and wear no clothes for at last 3 months!'.and so Frankie was taken to a remote new age community in the wilds of wales-she was forced to give up meat-she now had a ravenous hunger to eat meat!she was chained up-she became increasingly violent!she stopped talking and only hissed and meowed!the community members thrashed her buttocks with canes!chanting 'begone Bast!'[Bast was the Egyptian cat-headed goddess]Frankie died after 5 months after she was severely whipped when it seems the canings were not having any effect on her-all the community members were arrested and charged with kidnap, false imprisonment,torture and murder.Frankie's parents were devastated!they had her cremated-her ashes were taken to the local park and then placed inside her favourite tree-she loved climbing up it as a girl!on the first anniversary of Francine's death a series of weird and horrible things started happening in that park-Dogs refused to go into it!those dragged into it by their masters would die of heart attacks!one old vagrant-lying with his head against Francine's tree-was found the next day-his eyes and tongue torn out!it was thought to be the work of an escaped lunatic-but an autopsy found animal saliva in the wounds-it was cat saliva!the park was closed-no one was allowed in-very soon though,the entire park was overun with feral cats!the pest control people had to be brought in-but cats kept heading for it!in 2010 it was decided to cut the tree in the park down-all of Frankie's ashes were still inside it!'the tree was cut up and no more cats came to the park-things returned to normal and the park was reopened once more,the strange events becoming a mere 'urban legend' story.nobody noticed the strange inscription written on the bark of the tree-it was written in coptic-the ancient lanquage of the Egyptians-it said 'daughter of Bast,may your soul find everlasting peace'SECRETSPANKER
