Help creating AB/DL embarrassing t-shirt.

[Czkawka]

Hi.

I was ordered to spend a whole sunny day side seeing local city being double diapered under my shorts and wearing this http://i1.cpcache.com/product/271260011/abdl_symbol_tshirt.jpg t-shirt with custom embarrassing, humiliating sentence on the back.
Please give me ideas what sentence should I put there. Make it diaper connected.
I will make a voting thread from your ideas and will use most popular one.

Thanks