#you'd better watch out,you'd better not cry,you'd better not pout,i'm telling you why,Santa Claus is coming to town!#.ah!christmas time has come around once again! and that jolly old fat white bearded fellow from the north pole is soon to pay all of us his annual visit!delivering his lovely pressies to all the good little boys and girls!but what about the ones who aren't good?santa is a pretty reasonable fellow-he can excuse natural naughtiness from children of course-he has mellowed in his old age!but there was once a time many a naughty child woke up on christmas morning with no presents and an extremely sore bottom!santa had birched them in the night!that is the real reason victorian children were so well behaved!but of course-unfortunately,he can no longer do that!Santa has become so 'sanitised' now!but i have distant memories of a christmas special featuring santa birching a nubile blonde girl in a red short nightee and black knickers!-but he is generally not a cruel man!santa now has all the latest technology at his fingertips-he is head of santa plc!based in lappland,he orders all the presents online-but of course he needs his loyal staff for all this-'santa's little helpers'-recently this group-the elves,went on strike!santa was working them too hard!during christmas 2011 it looked like no presents at all would be delivered!santa got them to work again by making a promise to lighten their work load- he even promised to double their wages!of course the elves accepted-but threatened to strike the following christmas if he reneged on his promise,this little story tells you how the clever man from lappland achieved the seemingly impossible....christmas eve 2012-16 year old Jennifer Clarke is on her laptop in the english town of canterbury,she is sending vile text messages on a social network site to one of the fellow pupils of her school[as you all know doub't know,there have recently been some horrible cases of girls commiting suicide as a result of 'cyber bullying'-i don't make light of this vile practice! and i also don't think it 'tastless' of me to mention this in my story-i strongly believe that the more people that know about this activity the better!although my story is of course a work of fiction,please think of it as a 'moral parable' if you will for our modern times]Jennifer later goes to bed,looking forward to all the lovely pressies she is going to get the next day! but she doesn't think santa brings them though!but she is in for a shock that night!at 12:00a.m. she wakes to see santa-on her laptop!somehow he has got acess to her password!he is looking grimly on the social network site-reading her vile texts!he looks at Jennifer-tears in his eyes!'so,it looks like you are going back to lappland with me!'Jennifer thinks it is a burgler-or a paedophile!'Mum!Dad!call the police!' she screams-'your mum and dad don't deserve a daughter like you!' santa says wagging his finger at her!'i have been keeping tabs on you all year round my girl!you are an absolute discrace!you mercilessly bully all those girls in your school and get away with it!the teachers can no longer cane naughty girls like you, and so you have absolutely no check on your behaviour!i have sadly seen many such girls like you!-they too are going back with me to lappland tonight!''so this guy really believes he is santa!' Jennifer thinks!'lets see your sleigh then!'she cheekily says!'with pleasure!but first i am going to give you a good spanking!'-santa grabs her by the arm and pulls up the chair Jennifer had watched her laptop on and hoisted the dark curly haired,brown eyed,rather 'fat' girl [she has never known exercise in her life!that was soon about to change!]over his lap and lifted up her nightee then spanked her chubby bare bottom until it was as red as Rudolph's nose!TO BE CONTINUED!
