On Sunday December 28, when PleaseHurtMe wakes up, he will read this and obey.
Orders for PleaseHurtMe for December 28.
Do not pee before reading this. If you have already peed, then you have already disobeyed, and you will find the penalty for that below.
1. Today you may NOT pee in any toilet or other plumbing fixture. (Remember, don't wash them.)
2. Today you may NOT pee in any ROOM that has plumbing (like a sink or a toilet)
3. EVERY time today that you have to pee, you will go into a room without plumbing and then pee into a container (or containers) that normally you use to consume liquids - like glasses or pitchers that you have around your house and that you normally would drink from. Don't use spare containers or items that you normally never use. DO use glasses, etc., that you otherwise use every day.
4. EVERY time you finish peeing, you will take a photo of those full containers and post the photo to your album here as humiliating proof.
5. In front of those containers in EVERY photo will be a legible sign that says "I AM A PEE SLUT"
6. After you are done with posting the photo, you may empty the containers into a sink or the toilet or wherever you please. Do not wash the containers.
7. You may re-use the containers after they are emptied. (Remember - don't wash them)
8. You may wash the containers on Monday, December 29 - but not before then.
NOTE: if you have to be at work today, the following rules apply only while at work: take a container (like a glass or a bowl) with you to the lavatory. You must pee into the container, and then dump the contents out into a sink (not a toilet!). It is OK for you to be in a stall while you pee. But you must carry the container to a sink to empty it. NO TOILET USAGE TODAY. Report on KIK every time that you pee this way today.
DID YOU PEE BEFORE READING THIS MESSAGE? If so, you must pay the penalty: ALL FOOD that you eat today must be served on dishes, and eaten with utensils, that first have been WASHED IN PEE (DO NOT RINSE), and left to dry in the air (do not use towels).
OTHERS WHO READ THIS ORDER MAY ADD TO IT.
Orders for PleaseHurtMe for December 28.
Do not pee before reading this. If you have already peed, then you have already disobeyed, and you will find the penalty for that below.
1. Today you may NOT pee in any toilet or other plumbing fixture. (Remember, don't wash them.)
2. Today you may NOT pee in any ROOM that has plumbing (like a sink or a toilet)
3. EVERY time today that you have to pee, you will go into a room without plumbing and then pee into a container (or containers) that normally you use to consume liquids - like glasses or pitchers that you have around your house and that you normally would drink from. Don't use spare containers or items that you normally never use. DO use glasses, etc., that you otherwise use every day.
4. EVERY time you finish peeing, you will take a photo of those full containers and post the photo to your album here as humiliating proof.
5. In front of those containers in EVERY photo will be a legible sign that says "I AM A PEE SLUT"
6. After you are done with posting the photo, you may empty the containers into a sink or the toilet or wherever you please. Do not wash the containers.
7. You may re-use the containers after they are emptied. (Remember - don't wash them)
8. You may wash the containers on Monday, December 29 - but not before then.
NOTE: if you have to be at work today, the following rules apply only while at work: take a container (like a glass or a bowl) with you to the lavatory. You must pee into the container, and then dump the contents out into a sink (not a toilet!). It is OK for you to be in a stall while you pee. But you must carry the container to a sink to empty it. NO TOILET USAGE TODAY. Report on KIK every time that you pee this way today.
DID YOU PEE BEFORE READING THIS MESSAGE? If so, you must pay the penalty: ALL FOOD that you eat today must be served on dishes, and eaten with utensils, that first have been WASHED IN PEE (DO NOT RINSE), and left to dry in the air (do not use towels).
OTHERS WHO READ THIS ORDER MAY ADD TO IT.
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