What is the strangest kink you would do or have done...
I set myself up, to provide a service, as "Maid to Command".
I advertised that this was a no strings, no cost service, purely one way service, for any women that wanted it. I even provided a very totally one sided written contract. She would have full control.
I would go to the address she gave me, strip naked at the door, and give her my clothes. I would then clean her house, room by room. She had ever right to critize, and administer corporal punishment at any time, for any work she might feel was subpar.
It was one of the craziest things I ever did. I was fortunate to discover a
wonderful women, who put me to work for almost a full day, gave me well over a dozen spankings and whippings, and also had me service her orally (front and back) after each room. Yes, she made liberal use of my tongue.
After 6 hours, I was dismissed. I was never given or allowed any personal satisfaction.
But what an experience. I loved every second of it, and did a great job cleaning her entire home. I'd love to do this again someday.