A Personal Review of the VacuGlide Male Milking Machine
Introduction:
When I first came across the VacuGlide, I was hesitant. $800 on a device felt indulgent, but curiosity—and the reviews and videos I saw online—got the better of me. This isn’t sponsored and I can say whatever I want about it (Cons listed below)
Now, having spent several weeks with it, I can confidently say that it’s been one of the most worthwhile indulges I’ve made (I have spent a lot more in all honesty on fet clothing/toys/branded pieces in the past) . The VacuGlide isn’t just a “toy”—it’s a game-changing experience. This isn’t some gimmick; it’s a meticulously designed piece of engineering that delivers on every promise it makes. Mix it with Self-Bondage timed releases and your in for a post orgasm whirlwind…
Build and First Impressions:
The first thing you notice about the VacuGlide is its heft and quality. This is not a cheap, plastic toy—it’s an industrial-grade machine that means business. I believe around 14 pounds, it feels substantial, but the included backpack makes storage and transport easy. When I unpacked it, the attention to detail was evident—from the durable materials to the three differently sized stroker sleeves. It’s clear a lot of thought went into making this device adaptable to all users. Each part has its own cute little compartment!
Setting it up didn’t take all that long, I know others have said it did but I was unboxed and playing in 15 mins?. The controls are intuitive once you get the hang of them, but there’s a learning curve if you want to start playing with stroke lengths but a video online they made makes that easy too. I spent some time experimenting with the various settings and sizes to find the perfect fit and suction level. Once I got everything dialed in, though, it was pure bliss.
The Experience:
Let me start by saying: this thing delivers in ways I didn’t think were possible. The combination of suction and stroking is simply unmatched. It’s not just about physical stimulation—it’s the way the VacuGlide replicates (and surpasses) the sensations of a real blowjob, complete with vacuum pressure that feels deeply personal and immersive. And you can’t eve run away from it :0!
I’ve seen the claim that it works even if you’re flaccid, and I can confirm—it’s true (1 hour tied up with this going at it made for….a mess….). The suction gently coaxes you into an erection, and from there, it’s a ride like no other. On my first full session, I found myself climaxing faster and harder than I expected, and even then, the VacuGlide didn’t let up. I had to scream/moan/struggle and fight until the sensitivity on my pecker calmed down and went for another climax after that!
I even did a session with my DG Lab Estim device and Magbound Self bondage lock….. If you want to hear about that please let me know!
Pros:
What really stood out for me was the ability to customize the experience. Using the allen wrench to adjust the stroke length and experimenting with different lubes gave me a lot of control over how the VacuGlide performed. Thicker lubes created more friction, which added to the intensity, while slipperier ones made the session smoother and more relaxing.
I also appreciated the subtle ribbing inside the sleeves—they’re not overly textured but just enough to enhance the sensation. My favorite discovery was switching between the smallest sleeve for tight suction and the middle one for more extended sessions. It’s amazing how a slight adjustment can change the experience entirely. I would love to see more sleeves! People have said you can use brands such as Venus sleeves in this device.
Performance:
Once everything is dialed in, the VacuGlide just doesn’t miss. Every session has been consistent, reliable, and mind-blowingly pleasurable. I’ve had moments where I was shaking from the intensity of the orgasms it delivered. It’s like it was designed to milk every last drop out of you—and then some.
One surprising aspect is how quiet it is. Even at its highest settings, the sound is more of a low hum than anything distracting. It’s discreet enough that you won’t feel self-conscious using it, even with others in the house. To compare…My lovense Domi/Gush and Handy stroker and louder than this in my opinion….which is mind boggling to me.
Final Thoughts:
The VacuGlide isn’t just a machine; it’s an experience. It’s not for everyone—if you’re looking for something quick and disposable, this isn’t it. But if you’re ready to invest in yourself and take pleasure to the next level, this is the device for you.
Yes, it’s pricey, but I can confidently say it’s worth it. From the build quality to the mind-blowing performance, the VacuGlide exceeded my expectations in every way. If you’re on the fence but have the spare money to not put yourself out, do yourself a favor and take the plunge—you won’t regret it.
Conclusion:
Whether you’re looking for a way to spice things up, need help with ED, or just want to treat yourself, the VacuGlide is an incredible time. It’s hands-down the most satisfying device I’ve ever used, and it’s already become a regular part of my self-bondage routine.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (in a good way), and most importantly—you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it. You’ll thank me later.
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What do you think? Im thinking review first. Get some attention then post a story like scenario?
p.s - Ill post this review over a few of my go to BDSM sites for anyone else to read who may not be here.
Regards, Jamie
Introduction:
When I first came across the VacuGlide, I was hesitant. $800 on a device felt indulgent, but curiosity—and the reviews and videos I saw online—got the better of me. This isn’t sponsored and I can say whatever I want about it (Cons listed below)
Now, having spent several weeks with it, I can confidently say that it’s been one of the most worthwhile indulges I’ve made (I have spent a lot more in all honesty on fet clothing/toys/branded pieces in the past) . The VacuGlide isn’t just a “toy”—it’s a game-changing experience. This isn’t some gimmick; it’s a meticulously designed piece of engineering that delivers on every promise it makes. Mix it with Self-Bondage timed releases and your in for a post orgasm whirlwind…
Build and First Impressions:
The first thing you notice about the VacuGlide is its heft and quality. This is not a cheap, plastic toy—it’s an industrial-grade machine that means business. I believe around 14 pounds, it feels substantial, but the included backpack makes storage and transport easy. When I unpacked it, the attention to detail was evident—from the durable materials to the three differently sized stroker sleeves. It’s clear a lot of thought went into making this device adaptable to all users. Each part has its own cute little compartment!
Setting it up didn’t take all that long, I know others have said it did but I was unboxed and playing in 15 mins?. The controls are intuitive once you get the hang of them, but there’s a learning curve if you want to start playing with stroke lengths but a video online they made makes that easy too. I spent some time experimenting with the various settings and sizes to find the perfect fit and suction level. Once I got everything dialed in, though, it was pure bliss.
The Experience:
Let me start by saying: this thing delivers in ways I didn’t think were possible. The combination of suction and stroking is simply unmatched. It’s not just about physical stimulation—it’s the way the VacuGlide replicates (and surpasses) the sensations of a real blowjob, complete with vacuum pressure that feels deeply personal and immersive. And you can’t eve run away from it :0!
I’ve seen the claim that it works even if you’re flaccid, and I can confirm—it’s true (1 hour tied up with this going at it made for….a mess….). The suction gently coaxes you into an erection, and from there, it’s a ride like no other. On my first full session, I found myself climaxing faster and harder than I expected, and even then, the VacuGlide didn’t let up. I had to scream/moan/struggle and fight until the sensitivity on my pecker calmed down and went for another climax after that!
I even did a session with my DG Lab Estim device and Magbound Self bondage lock….. If you want to hear about that please let me know!
Pros:
- Versatility: The three different sleeve sizes mean it’s perfect for any mood—whether you’re looking for a snug fit or something more relaxed.
- Quiet Operation: Despite its power, the VacuGlide is surprisingly quiet. I tested it in my bedroom with the door closed, and you can barely hear it.
- Hands-Free Bliss: Once you’ve got it suctioned on properly, it stays put. You’re free to lie back and enjoy the experience without any awkward adjustments.
- Durability: The metal construction and overall design make it clear this machine will last. It’s built to take a beating (literally).
- Unmatched Sensation: The suction and stroking create orgasms that are not only intense but also full-body experiences.
- Post Orgasm Fun : Flacid doesn’t mean your safe…and this means it’s a perfect self-bondage pleasure/torture toy
- Price: It’s not cheap, and while it’s worth every penny, it’s still a significant investment.
- Size and Weight: At 14 pounds, it’s hefty. You’ll need a dedicated spot for it during use, but honestly, the backpack makes it very manageable. But this isn’t the kind of piece im expecting to just take out anywhere anyway. So not really a issue for me or most people I think.
- Learning Curve: Adjusting the settings for stoke lengthen the most pleasant experience but very doable.
- Remote Control : At the time of review, there’s no online control or functionality with a remote meaning you need to use your own or partners hands in person to control it….(I hear that this is a feature coming though!)
- Mounting options : By default, this device doesn’t have any harness/straps to help keep it upright or against your body. While the suction does a great job, would be nice to have an official solution. Ive used an elastic band contraption so far.
What really stood out for me was the ability to customize the experience. Using the allen wrench to adjust the stroke length and experimenting with different lubes gave me a lot of control over how the VacuGlide performed. Thicker lubes created more friction, which added to the intensity, while slipperier ones made the session smoother and more relaxing.
I also appreciated the subtle ribbing inside the sleeves—they’re not overly textured but just enough to enhance the sensation. My favorite discovery was switching between the smallest sleeve for tight suction and the middle one for more extended sessions. It’s amazing how a slight adjustment can change the experience entirely. I would love to see more sleeves! People have said you can use brands such as Venus sleeves in this device.
Performance:
Once everything is dialed in, the VacuGlide just doesn’t miss. Every session has been consistent, reliable, and mind-blowingly pleasurable. I’ve had moments where I was shaking from the intensity of the orgasms it delivered. It’s like it was designed to milk every last drop out of you—and then some.
One surprising aspect is how quiet it is. Even at its highest settings, the sound is more of a low hum than anything distracting. It’s discreet enough that you won’t feel self-conscious using it, even with others in the house. To compare…My lovense Domi/Gush and Handy stroker and louder than this in my opinion….which is mind boggling to me.
Final Thoughts:
The VacuGlide isn’t just a machine; it’s an experience. It’s not for everyone—if you’re looking for something quick and disposable, this isn’t it. But if you’re ready to invest in yourself and take pleasure to the next level, this is the device for you.
Yes, it’s pricey, but I can confidently say it’s worth it. From the build quality to the mind-blowing performance, the VacuGlide exceeded my expectations in every way. If you’re on the fence but have the spare money to not put yourself out, do yourself a favor and take the plunge—you won’t regret it.
Conclusion:
Whether you’re looking for a way to spice things up, need help with ED, or just want to treat yourself, the VacuGlide is an incredible time. It’s hands-down the most satisfying device I’ve ever used, and it’s already become a regular part of my self-bondage routine.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (in a good way), and most importantly—you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it. You’ll thank me later.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
What do you think? Im thinking review first. Get some attention then post a story like scenario?
p.s - Ill post this review over a few of my go to BDSM sites for anyone else to read who may not be here.
Regards, Jamie
