Vagina's are fun!

Doctor Pervert

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The first in a what I intend to be a series of posts discussing various ways in which vagina's are fun, the clue is in the title.

I suppose most of you will have heard stories of drug mules or others smuggling drugs inside their vaginas? Usually the story goes they have them wrapped in condoms or sometimes in plastic tubes inserted inside to evade authorities.
Well my thought was to come up with a game to use this idea but for something legal and fun. I figure most girls like some candy so how about finding a way to smuggle some candy into your day?
The concept is simple and you can customise it to suit what you have and your circumstances. Get some of your favourite candy (preferably hard type, choc could get messy!) and stuff it into a condom or if you can find one a small plastic tube or container. Insert, get dressed and go about your day as normal until you are ready for that candy snack.
Now you can retrieve your contraband and have the thrill of being a smuggler too.
Things like a pack of Mentos would be ideal but I'm sure you can think of your own ideas here.
Of course you could smuggle other things this way, how about that pearl or bead necklace? Inserted at the start of the day then retrieved at lunch time and worn for the rest of the day, sounds kinda naughty doesn't it?

Please let me know what you think of this idea and be sure to tell me all about it if you try it!
Maybe you've already done something like this, care to share your story?
 

Fetish4XtremeMs

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Fun? Vagina's are not fun, they are fucking awesome! Lick, lick, lick... Yep, I loves them vagina's!
 

dearelliot

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yes they are magic

I'm sure most of here worship the vagina, it is all that is important.
I am older and have had many mistresses many many many, the vast majority were professionals, and for the most part excellent wonderful awesome professional women. The sound of a woman with an accent is special to me, so many were from other lands. As would be expe cted, I have had my tongue in so many women and it has never been enough nor is it any less awesome today than the taste was in the 1950s when I started.
I ask that my Mistress not bathe, nor use deodorants, I love the smell and taste of a womans soiled sweaty body. but to answer your question The vagina is all the Christmases that have ever been folded and with lips on and placed between a womans legs .
 

hcfist

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It is pitty but most girls dont like this kind of games. I had one who was crazy about it. Nad sometime she had her stuff for more than day. Especially she loved her cel phone
 

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