Weirdest inserted object

[Doctor Pervert]

Alrighty now, as most of you will have guessed I am somewhat obsessed with tits but I have another kink that occupies a lot of my time, the vagina!
One of my all time favourite games is to see what kind of weird shit will fit in the cunt. Everything from how big to how odd shaped has been tried, some of my personal favs are; lengths of chain (something incredible about seeing it come out again), remote controls for TV's etc, and most of the contents of my tool box, things such as wrenches and screwdriver handles.
So share with us all, what have you used, considered using or even just seen that is really out there. I'm not talking about just plain old big dildos of course but really outrageous items crammed where they really don't belong...

 

[desperateslut]

I have used razors, panties, food, high heels, a brush, a rake handle, and an old toy baby bottle.

 

[PleaseHurtMe]

radiopaedia.org/articles/rectal-foreign-bodies

Well here is some ass- examples from the real world called : rectal-foreign-bodies.... People are strange.

I myself have been forced to fuck a baseball bat up my male ass - thats not an easy matter I can tell you.