Gathering ideas of items to fuck ones self with

[Humili8edDiaperGirl]

So my owner requires me to fuck my pussy and ass for his amusement once a week. And I get to chose the object that is used. Well I hate this task so I typically just grab a dildo to get it done and over with in the least humiliating way possible.

And I personally do not think I should get off this easy. So I would love to gather a list of ideas of things to try. I am willing to purchase inexpensive things if I don't have them.

Post what you would like to see me fuck myself with and I will in return post a picture when I use your item!

 

[BamaSwitch]

Hmmm...

A cucumber... and then eat it on a salad afterwards
Your toothbrush
A hairbrush. If you are really masochist, a round brush and insert the bristle end. 8-/
Your cellphone
Your panties. For extra fun while you are at work and then keep them there the rest of day.
Toilet bowl brush handle
Broom handle
A candle... while lit

And the list can go on...

 

[Doctor Pervert]

Just a couple of questions here, do you have to use the same thing for both holes or would it be better to pick two things and fuck both simultaneously?
I also have a suggestion, perhaps you could collate a list of suggested items that you have and/or am willing to purchase. You could then organize them in order of size and progressively work your way up from smallest to largest. Each week you will then know your "toy" will be getting bigger and bigger, increasing the difficulty as well as increasing the humiliation of it and increasing the dread leading up to it.

My suggested item is the largest carrot you can find, inserted fat end first.

 

[Sanpow89]

Fuck your pussy/ass with things you use frequently in your normal life: You phone, shoes (just the tip of it of cours), the NON-sharp-end of forks/knifes, bottles you usualy refill, handle of umbrella and everything else you regularly use.

I want you to always get the feeling of 'I had this in my pussy/ass' when you have something in your hand.

(decide if ass or pussy for the item - where ever it fits )

 

[Humili8edDiaperGirl]

Just a couple of questions here, do you have to use the same thing for both holes or would it be better to pick two things and fuck both simultaneously?
I also have a suggestion, perhaps you could collate a list of suggested items that you have and/or am willing to purchase. You could then organize them in order of size and progressively work your way up from smallest to largest. Each week you will then know your "toy" will be getting bigger and bigger, increasing the difficulty as well as increasing the humiliation of it and increasing the dread leading up to it.

My suggested item is the largest carrot you can find, inserted fat end first.

Yes I have to use the same item for both, I have to split my fuck time between my 2 holes. And interestingly my ass can take larger objects typically then my pussy can.

I do like the idea of working up in size each week. I already dread this task every week so knowing what is coming will be bigger then the week before does add to that dread.

I have some carrots for a recipe I am making this weekend maybe that should be the item I choose today.

 

[subzzzero]

kiwano fruit...... enjoy

 

[Humili8edDiaperGirl]

kiwano fruit...... enjoy

What is a kiwano fruit and where do I find one?

 

[subzzzero]

i was only kidding. They have them in the produce section not sure if its seasonal. Its also called horned melon.

 

[master deadhunter]

in my opinion, there are no need for me to post any more pain ideas for fucking (so many already posted) still you can try with pealed ginger to fuck,

what i think you really need is more humiliation, so from now on every time you fuck make a video of it, so you can use it as porn video for your next fuck turn,

if you have multiple recording option ( like recording of you fucking while watching a previously made porn video of yourself)

good luck, if you need more guide regarding this humiliation or more humiliation, you can PM me or kik kinky12590