oh shit no no noYou mentioning stationary makes me think of a stapler.
Make sure you remove the staples (unless you are extreme) and use it to clamp down on your pussy lips or clit. See if you can push hard enough to get over the threshold where a staple would come out.
Uhm that's why I said to remove the staples beforehand.oh shit no no no
not anything to do with needles
oh okay thanksUhm that's why I said to remove the staples beforehand.
The idea is to squeeze, not puncture.
You could probably do the same thing with two cutting boards or something similar if the stapler is too intimidating.
snap rubberbands against your clit and pussy. Put binder clips on and after some time pull them off without opening them. Stretch yourself by inserting as many pens as possible. Blow hot air onto yourself with a hairdrier set to hot.
Have fun,
-Colin
idk..what are your limits?what are your likes and dislikes?
be more clear if you want a response and a good punishing..also how bad do you want to be punished?
thxDo you have ice? If so fill your pussy until it hurts then let it all melt. after every minute of waiting for the ice to melt slap your clit with a ruler 3 times.
This will cause soft tissue tearing and lots of blood. This is not something for beginners. It can also result in infection and scar tissue. Please keep a level head on what is fantasy and what is reality.Dry hump a stiff bristle hair brush or scrub brush hard for 5 minutes with out stopping.
mmm yes i enjoy stretching my pussy*hold your pee for two hours before starting
*wear a blindfold ,wear clothespins/binder clips/hair pins(or tie your nipples with rubberbands) and insert as many sharpies as you can into you vagina to stretch it nicely..stay like this for 15 mins to half an hour max.
*now spread your legs and spank your clit with a wooden spoon/scale/hairbrush.
*now lie down and tape your whatever you have on your nipples to the floor and slowly remove each sharpie out..(do it slowly-this should take 15-20 mins)
*now remove the tape and clamps ,write public property across your cunt with the sharpies dripping with cum and whore on your slutty whore,mangy bitch on your boobs and go get ice from your freezer and insert a minimum of 7 ice cubes(or more) into your nice stretched pussy and wait until it melts.
*now put your clamps back on and pull your nipples upwards and piss on your dry bathroom floor(even if it goes wrong it's easier to clean)
*now, you said that you were new and didn't know what you were into this will help find out whether you're into piss ,pet play ,degradation ,humiliation and all.
*lick the piss like a fucking dog,lick the foor as clean as you can and clean up the rest of the floor with your hair by rolling in it like a dog.
tbh you don't even sound that kinky so by the time you're done with this you'll know for sure..you sound vanilla to me and that's alright but if you do enjoy this then I think we'll be in touch
idk how to DM :3 sorryWhat you need, my dear, is three sets of chopsticks and seven rubber bands. DM if you’d like full instructions.
thxWelcome to kinktalk. There are some good ideas as well as safety precautions mentioned above already.
I had also posted a thread on ideas on using household objects and stationery as kinky toys recently in the sub forum Kink talk University. This is the link in case you find it useful.
k thx!np..instead of that you can take a hairbrush and spank you olied ass 150 times and after that insert the hairbrush handle into your clit (deep as you can),place it on a pillow to hold it in place and fuck yourself ..edge three times
Tried it it's much alluringthanks
mmm yes i enjoy stretching my pussy
however i will not do the piss part cuz I'm kind of a clean freak, it's not hygienic to me
thx tho