Eighteen year old guy says to his mother, "Mom, thanks for driving me to college today while my car is in the shop being repaired. Oh, that was awesome when you unzipped your top and showed my friends your naked tits. I'm going to be the most popular guy on campus from now on because of you. Will you do it again this afternoon when you pick me up?"
Mother replies, "Sure, I like the attention. Anyway, invite your friends to the parking lot across the street after your last class. I will lower the car window so they can reach in and touch my naked body if they would like."
Her son says, "Mom, are you really going to be naked when you pick me up this afternoon? Can I touch your tits like all the other guys are going to do?"
Mother replies, "Of course you can. I was beginning to think that you might be gay. Anyway, when we get home I am going to give you something very special to celebrate our new relationship, but you must promise to never tell anybody. Do you promise?"
Her son says, "Fuck yes I promise! Is the "something very special" what I think it is?"
Mother replies, "Yes."
Her son says, "Oh my God, this is going to be the greatest day of my life! I get to fuck my hot mother!"
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